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People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.
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Famous Last Words
- Nuclear physicist: See, cold fusion does not work.
- Nuclear physicist: What was the critical mass, exactly?
- Physicist: And now we reach absolute zero.
- Astronomer: That asteroid won't hit the Earth.
- Chemist: And now the tasting test.
- Chemist: And now a little bit from this...
- Chemist: And now shake it a bit.
- Chemist: Why is there no label on this bottle?
- Chemist: In which glass was my mineral water?
- Chemist: Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?
- Chemist: First the acid, then the water...
- Chemist: Oh no, wrong beaker...
- Microbiologist: These bacteria cannot live outside the substrate.
- Field biologist: They never attack humans.
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~The Creeper
Those days when you just feel like a dinosaur.
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